I need your help. I recently read about how people are ranking for their names in Google, and telling folks that they are the #1 “insert name here.”

Well, I am #1 for Micah Baldwin, so its time to turn my focus on a much more important honor.

I want to be the #1 douchebag in the world.

I want to be the first result in Google when someone types in “douche bag.” When that happens, I will make tshirts and business cards that say “#1 Douchebag. Just Ask Google.”

Being the #1 Douchebag will be hard. It will be tough. I will not be able to do it alone. So, I am asking for your help. If you want to help me achieve my goal of being the #1 douche bag on Google, please link to this post or blog with the words “douche bag” or “micah baldwin is a douchebag” or “micah is a douche bag” or the more common, but incorrect spelled douchbag.

Help a young man achieve his dream of being the #1 douche bag in the world, according to Google. Its free and it will make you feel good.

It easy to help a douchebag out! Do it today!

You can also send me info [to micah at currentwisdom dot com] about douche bag companies or people, and I will try and write something nice. Like I did for that douche bag Andrew Hyde.

  • SEO

    You are having some serious competition there. Good luck.

  • SEO

    You are having some serious competition there. Good luck.

  • SEO

    You are having some serious competition there. Good luck.

  • You win. Order the shirt.

  • You win. Order the shirt.

  • You win. Order the shirt.

  • You win. Order the shirt.

  • Micah, you're a cool douche bag. All the best.

  • Micah, you're a cool douche bag. All the best.

  • Micah, you're a cool douche bag. All the best.

  • Micah, you're a cool douche bag. All the best.

  • Congrats on a great goal.

  • Congrats on a great goal.

  • Congrats on a great goal.

  • Congrats on a great goal.

  • Good Luck we are shooting for the same thing which seems rather tough with such a huge search term but good luck to you anyways.

    Zack
    http://www.dbhof.com
    aka the douche bag hall of fame

  • Good Luck we are shooting for the same thing which seems rather tough with such a huge search term but good luck to you anyways.

    Zack
    http://www.dbhof.com
    aka the douche bag hall of fame

  • Love to see how your site comes along. Keep me up to date!

  • Love to see how your site comes along. Keep me up to date!

  • Good Luck we are shooting for the same thing which seems rather tough with such a huge search term but good luck to you anyways.

    Zack
    http://www.dbhof.com
    aka the douche bag hall of fame

  • Good Luck we are shooting for the same thing which seems rather tough with such a huge search term but good luck to you anyways.

    Zack
    http://www.dbhof.com
    aka the douche bag hall of fame

  • Love to see how your site comes along. Keep me up to date!

  • Love to see how your site comes along. Keep me up to date!

  • its up now check it out, lemme know what you think

    Zack

  • its up now check it out, lemme know what you think

    Zack

  • its up now check it out, lemme know what you think

    Zack

  • its up now check it out, lemme know what you think

    Zack

  • scotte

    im DOUCHE

  • scotte

    im DOUCHE

  • scotte

    im DOUCHE

  • scotte

    im DOUCHE

  • Sanjeev

    Just found you thanks to THE lockergnome.

  • Sanjeev

    Just found you thanks to THE lockergnome.

  • Sanjeev

    Just found you thanks to THE lockergnome.

  • Sanjeev

    Just found you thanks to THE lockergnome.

  • I once read Tucker's book. Do you have a similar book of douche bag activities?

  • I once read Tucker's book. Do you have a similar book of douche bag activities?

  • I once read Tucker's book. Do you have a similar book of douche bag activities?

  • I once read Tucker's book. Do you have a similar book of douche bag activities?

  • chicken of the sea

    you are half a fag

  • Yeah douche. You’re the best.

  • Being the #1 Douchebag will be hard. It will be tough. I will not be able to do it alone. So, I am asking for your help. If you want to help me achieve my goal of being the #1 douche bag on Google
    cara menambah tinggi badan

  • You can also send me info [to micah at currentwisdom dot com] about douche bag companies or people, and I will try and write something nice. Like I did for that douche bag

  • good luck becoming the #1 douche bag :D

  • Hi,Micah,you so good. I like you blog :)